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A Heart Touching Story....

The bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.

So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued.....

"My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit card to me."

The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter.......... all except......

the poor Groom !!=D

Daughters are life for DAD.

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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

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Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

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A Short Story -

A 9 Year Boy went to an ICE CREAM shop.

Waiter :- What do you want.?
Boy :- How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs ? .
Waiter :- Rs.15/-

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Then the BOY checked his pocket & asked cost of small cone ?
Irritated Waiter angrily said :- Rs.12/-

Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left.
When the waiter came to pick the EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down from his eyes.

The boy had left Rs. 3 as Tip for him.

MORAL:- "MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE". That's Life.

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A Cute Story :

BOY: I need someone to talk u..
GiRL: I'm always here for u..♥
BOY: I know...
GiRL: Whats wrong?
BOY: I like her so much..

GiRL: Talk to her..
BOY: I dont know..she'll never like me..
GiRL: Dont say that.,u're amazing...
BOY: I just wanna tell her how I feel ..
GiRL: Then tell her..
BOY: She wont like me..
GiRL: How do u know that?
BOY: I can just tell..
GiRL: Well just tell her..
BOY: What should I say?
GiRL: Tell her how much u like her..
BOY: I tell her that daily..
GiRL: What u mean?
BOY: I'm always with her... I love her...
GiRL: I know how u feel...
I have the same problem.. But he'll never like me...
BOY: Wait. Who do u like??
GiRL: Ooh some Boy...
BOY: Ooh she wont like me either...
GiRL: She does..
BOY: How do u know..?
GiRL: Because, who would'nt like u?
BOY: you..
GiRL: u're wrong.
I love u...
BOY: I love u too..
GiRL: ..so are u going to talk to her?
BOY: I just did...♥

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TRUE STORY -

A baby boy David was born to a certain family.

The mum was so excited that she hardly put him down.

One day she left him sleeping and went to the garden.

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When she was there, the house caught fire and
she ran back home as fast as possible to save her only son.

People tried to stop her but they didn’t succeed.

She went in and found the baby untouched.

Unfortunately her hair caught fire as she was going out and she started burning.

It was very bad for the rest of her life because she had to live with a scar.

The boy grew up and became very rich and shifted to town.
But in the real sense, he was ashamed of his mother's scars.

When people asked him, he would say,
"l don’t have someone so ugly in our family as my mother".

One day his mum overheard how his son was telling people and she was very disappointed.
She decided to travel to town to explain to his only son what had happened and the reason behind her ugliness.

But unfortunately, the bus she was travelling with, got an accident and the mum died instantly.

The boy heard of the news, and felt very happy.

He then rushed to the village and found people sad.

He just passed them and went direct to her mother's room to search for important documents.

He was shocked to find her MUM's oldest DIARY BOOK written,

DATE: 5th Sept 1980.I was announced the WINNER OF MISS
TORONTO BEAUTY CONTEST.

DATE: 14th Jan 1982.My husband TonnyGateson passed away in road accident and left me six months pregnant.

DATE: 2nd July 1983.I saved my only son David from a fire and I ended up loosing my hair while scars left on my face.

David felt too bad and started crying,but it was TOO LATE!TOO LATE!

PLEASE NOTE:
Never try to Abuse or Ignore your Parents.They are a blessing to us and you will cry when they are gone

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Short Bedtime Story -

A long time ago, in a big beautiful forest there lived many animals. The animals in the forest were happy and they lived a wonderful life. One reason that the animals were happy was because in the forest there also lived a little princess.

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The little princess had long curly, blonde hair. Do you know what her name was? It might surprise you but her name was Marina! Yes, Marina, a beautiful name for a beautiful little princess.

Every morning she would go to the park near the river to play with her friends. Mrs. Rabbit, Mr. Skunk and the very young deer were her best friends.

One day they were playing together. They were having so much fun that they lost track of the time. The sun went down and it became dark. The little animals were afraid to go home alone.

Princess Marina had an idea. She said, "Why don't you all come to my Grandpa's home with me. Grandpa doesn't mind it when I bring my friends to his place."

When Marina and her friends arrived at her grandpa's house her invited them in. He gave them all the treats that they could eat. After they ate they all played games. After a time Grandpa in a deep loud voice said, "It's time for bed now." Grandpa gathered
all the friends around and told them a bedtime story. Before long everyone was fast asleep.

In the morning it was safe for the animals to go home. Everyday Marina and her friends still play but now they make sure that they go home before it gets dark.

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Interesting Story..

Chicken story (mind blowing climax):
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer
bought one young cock from the market.

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Old cock to Young cock:
"Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.
Young cock: What you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?

Young cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have
all.
Young cock: OK. What kind of competition?

Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off & when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters
mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds. Suddenly, Bang.....! Before he could overtake the old
cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed,
..
...
"Hell!!!! This is the fifth GAY cock I've bought this week." ?

Moral: always respect your seniors. Watch out for corporate politics;)

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